How I got my Poker Name

When I first signed up for Online Poker Sites and PokerSource Online, I used the name dcamper, which is a variant of my real name. After playing for a few months, my wife told me that if I played anymore Poker, I would be Deadmeat. So I changed my screenname on the sites that I could to DeadMeat (or some variant) and use it whenever I sign up to other sites. She told me that that wasn't what she meant. Oh well, I never did understand women.